February 2012
Start at the end. You can't tell a story if you...
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To the girl that may never exist
I don’t know you, or maybe I do. But I can’t wait to write stupid quotes about how in love I am, below photos of us that show how beautiful you are. I can’t wait to live the life I dream about, with the girl I think is perfect. This might be addressed to that gorgeous person I was too shy to talk to, or the person who smiled but kept walking....
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I need to vent about this blatant fuckery at the...
So I head into the post office to pay for a parking sticker because it’s pissing me off getting fined for not paying the meter. And before you say ”oh, why don’t you just pay the meter you cheap skate” It’s because I think I can get back to my car before that little fucker parking officer comes around okay.
Anyway, so I walk into the post and I notice there’s...
ellectriccc replied to your post: Think I’m done with tumblr…
I give it two weeks
Haha! True that, but I’m serious about this.
I hope you remember saying this, for future reference :p
Think I'm done with tumblr...
It takes up wayyy too much of my time. I mean it’s cool when I’m on holidays, but when i go back to uni i REALLY wanna get serious about my school stuff. I think i might take a couple of months off and focus on doing me. I’ve got around 5 posts queued, so after that there’ll be nothing. Un-follow, keep following, i don’t think i actually care any more. The amount of...
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you get the shits Lila, but you’re alright
– (via visualityofandrew)
When nobody’s home you know what I do? I walk over to the dog and I kick the...
– Eddie Murphy (Delirious)
Just out of curiosity, is anyone from europe...
My thoughts on the authors of Wikipedia
When you’re reading a wikipedia page, you can’t help but wonder who’s the sad fuck that actually sat down and took the effort to write all the serious information you’re reading. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m not a hater I love Wikipedia, it’s just you’d think the author has something better to do than tap away on his keyboard, late at night to write...
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See I'ma tell you like wu told me. Cash rules...
I think I'm hilarious, no one else shares this...
Well as long as i can keep myself laughing, all you haters can go fellate yourselves.
I weep for mankind
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I'm not a patient person at the best of times. If...
I think it's official, whenever Tinie Tempah and...
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Bustin' through your speakers like Tyson's in your...
Well fuck...
Currently watching Goldilocks And The 3 Bears on...
Don’t judge me…
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Doing all-nighters, no days off, grey hairs and a...