December 2011
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You can sometimes speak into an empty room and find total gratification
This primate went to investigate the photographing equipment before becoming fascinated with his own reflection in the lens.
And it wasn’t long before the crested black macaque hijacked the camera and started snapping away at himself upstaging award-winning photographer David Slater.
“People don’t write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text. No...”
– Hank Moody (Californication)
Mother fuckin' fresh croissants at 5:30am!
Pendle hill bakery can make a mean pastry. The top one though not to bottom bakery, those guys down there sell bullshit.
“No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool...”
– Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk (via eutopiaofexpression)
What kind of guy without a drug or alcohol problem...
“In hell you’d be foolish to count on people displaying high standards of...”
– Damned by Chuck Palahniuk
Life is short. Dead is forever.
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This is my pasta story
I cooked too much pasta and I thought to myself, there’s too much pasta here I can’t eat all this. And then a thought occurred to me, and I said you know what, I’ll just eat all the pasta. And I did.
We're playing the same game, but not by the same...
I want everything I write to be an emotional roller-coaster. I want the reader to feel disgusted, euphoric, frustrated, and sympathetic, all before they finish the first chapter.
When left alone my mind goes to a dark place
Complicated is interesting. You never want to hear a story that can be predicted from the start. You want drama, tragedy, excitement. You want to never know where the story is going to end up until the very end. Because once you’ve finished that final page, paragraph, sentence, word, it makes you want to read it all over again.
The gap between Christmas and NYE is weird....
Don't play games with me, I've been known to cheat
